THERE ARE ONLY CERTAIN PROFESSIONALS WHO IN THEIR FIELD OF WORK CAN GET AWAY SAYING THESE FACTUAL WORDS. KINDLY DO NOT TAKE THEM SERIOUSLY. THEY ARE ALL FUN LOVING:
Doctor: ‘Please take off your Clothes’.
Dentist: ‘Now open wide and hold still.’
Gardner: ‘Want me to fertilize your bush. Madam.’
Lawyer: ‘Let’s go over section 69.’
Banker: ‘If you withdraw too early you lose interest.’
Army Personnel: ‘Load, air and fire.’
Chef: ‘Do you like it hot and spicy.
Police: ‘You don’t need protection.’
Swimming Instructor: ‘Go deeper.’
Gym Trainer: ‘Push harder’.
Interior decorator: ‘Once it’s done, you will love it.’
Telephone Guy: ‘Would u like it on the table or against the wall.’
Washer-man: ‘Madam remove your clothes and keep aside, I am coming.’
My dear Blogger friends, enjoy these ecstatic jokes. Be happy.
Be Cheerful and Be Joyous.
Boundless Blessings by Kamal 
Hehe! Totally changes the meaning from a different perspective. Couldn’t help laughing Kamal.
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Thanks dear Radhika and yes absolutely. Have a great fun day.
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OMG! too cute!
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Thanks dear Jodi but r they not real and true. Funny words r English
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indeed! 🙂
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Yes absolutely.
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Enjoyed these .Can’t resist the temptation of adding one from my side.hope you are not offended. : Would you say that a lady solicitor is soliciting when she is taking out her brief?
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Thanks dear Yagnesh and yes all taken with a pinch of love and joy. All is fine with me. These were catchy words that professionals use.
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Enjoyed this, and yes we should all lighten up a bit more and laugh a lot more.😂
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Thanks so much and yes I totally agree with you, why not take these sentences in its funny way.
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Thanks for the laughs Kamal. They are even organized into a sexy story. 🙂
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Hahaha yes for sure Brad but I could not write that but these sentences were the way these professionals speak. Welcome Brad.
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Sure. Blame it on the professionals. 🙂
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Yes absolutely and the way say it we have to go with the flow or can’t do anything about it.
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🙂
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Hahah, and this is why it can be so dangerous to take things out of content! Loved these, thanks for the giggles =]
Caz xx
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Yes absolutely true, and that is why English words r so dangerous at times. Thanks so much for your lovely feedback.
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Thanks so much for your feedback and yes these sentences are very dangerous at times.
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😀 😀
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Thanks.
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What a nice hodgepodge of jollies to start this day…thank you!
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Thanks dear Zaza and yes have a fun day. These jokes r funny in their English.
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are they better in your native tongue?
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Yes there r few in our native language but that u will not understand.
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the fallacy of translation…
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Yes absolutely and some jokes r all on sardars who wear these big kind of clothes rolled like a hat. They are hilarious because according to Indians we think this community is a little goofy
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Hahaha!!! That’s great. I think doctors also say “Bend over, this won’t hurt a bit”. This definitely changes how I look at professionals! 😂😂
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Hahaha yes and such sentences only these professionals can say and we can’t do anything but go with the flow. Thanks so much for your feedback. Have a fun day.
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😂😂. Very true my friend, just take it with a smile. Love your humor, stay happy!!
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Welcome friend and that is what life is all about take all these jokes with a pinch of happiness and all is good. Have a happy day.
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Very true, keep smiling😊😁
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Same to u too dear friend.
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A million thanks
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Welcome
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😊
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Welcome.
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😊🌹
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Different perspective. Hilarious
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Thanks and yes very different laughter sentences.
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Haha. These are hilarious.
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Thanks so much.
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Oh, Kamal, these are funny.
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Thanks so much Robbie. They sure r and no one can say anything.
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Never thought about that before, interesting thoughts
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Thanks Denise and yes professionals can get away by saying all this.
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so true
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Yes absolutely
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Oooh Kamal
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A little fun and smiling time with these funny jokes
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Good ones, Kamal 🙂
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Thanks Deepika
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Gardner: ‘Want me to fertilize your bush. Madam.’
Washer-man: ‘Madam remove your clothes and keep aside, I am coming.’
LOL!
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Thanks dear and u know what we will do this for sure with these professionals what say Rue. Actually the last one in Hindi language is more hilarious but sometimes they fall flat in English. Thanks Rue.
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Oh, right.
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Thanks.
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