Professionals who get away with saying factual words…..

THERE ARE ONLY CERTAIN PROFESSIONALS WHO IN THEIR FIELD OF WORK CAN GET AWAY SAYING THESE FACTUAL WORDS. KINDLY DO NOT TAKE THEM SERIOUSLY. THEY ARE ALL FUN LOVING: 

Doctor: ‘Please take off your Clothes’.

Dentist: ‘Now open wide and hold still.’

Gardner: ‘Want me to fertilize your bush. Madam.’

Lawyer: ‘Let’s go over section 69.’

Banker: ‘If you withdraw too early you lose interest.’

Army Personnel: ‘Load, air and fire.’

Chef: ‘Do you like it hot and spicy.

Police: ‘You don’t need protection.’

Swimming Instructor: ‘Go deeper.’

Gym Trainer: ‘Push harder’.

Interior decorator: ‘Once it’s done, you will love it.’

Telephone Guy: ‘Would u like it on the table or against the wall.’

Washer-man: ‘Madam remove your clothes and keep aside, I am coming.’ 

My dear Blogger friends, enjoy these ecstatic jokes. Be happy. 

Be Cheerful and Be Joyous.

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