- A man who wants a pretty nurse must be patient.
- I feel like we are drifting apart. Maybe it’s time we sea otter people.
- A man who leaps of a cliff, jumps to a conclusion.
- What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? ‘My dear, it’s pasture bedtime.’
- A man running in front of a running car gets tyred; and a man running behind a running car, gets tired.
- War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left.
- I cannot believe you are smoking. I thought our parents’ tortoise better than that.
- A man who drives like hell, is bound to get there.
- A lion will not cheat his wife, but a ‘Tiger would’.
- Have you ever tried to eat a clock, its very time consuming.
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My doctor told me to start killing people. Well not in those exact words. He said I had to reduce the stress in my life. One and the same thing.
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Hey buddy, have an egg-cellent birthday. Love it when you call me big Papaya.
Punishing, my dear. Absolutely Punishing!
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Thanks Kris. How are you dear, have a great day.
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Reblogged this on O LADO ESCURO DA LUA.
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Thanks dear friend for the reblog
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Brilliant Kamal! keep them coming !!! :))
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Thanks Cathy so much. Have a funny weekend dear.
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You too darling. 🙂
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Welcome dear.
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Very funny lines, interesting and quite on point.
Have a funny weekend ahead.
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Thanks for the beautiful comment friend and u too have a fun weekend.
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Enjoyed reading your “Punny” post Kamal 😁
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Hahaha thanks Radhika. Have a great weekend.
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After a long time got to read some good funny bright quotes 🙂
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Thanks Sunith and absolutely true they r so funny makes u laugh at all of them. Have a great weekend.
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Happy weekend Kamal.
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Thanks Sunith.
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He he this is awesome! Thank you 🙂 I could always use a good laugh (humor is curative for me) Blessings for your weekend -Deborah
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Welcome Deborah so much and so nice to have fun and humor in our lives. A great therapy to laugh. Have a great weekend dear.
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Great fun Kamal. I like the doctor one best. 😉
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Thanks Bridget and ya so funny when he was told to stay away from friends. Have a great weekend dear.
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You too Kamal.
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Thanks Bridget
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Reblogged this on Die Erste Eslarner Zeitung – Aus und über Eslarn, sowie die bayerisch-tschechische Region!.
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Thanks Michael for rebloggin.
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The best one; is lion cannot cheat his wife but a tiger would. And that too to have a pretty nurse you must be a patient. Its always a worth reading your posts which I am missing from quite a long time.
How are you? Hope you are doing well. Will glad to have you at my site and your words at my latest post. Waiting for you. Thanks. Happy weekend and sending you lots of love. 😘
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Hi Sudershana what a pleasant surprise dear, am so happy to see u. Was missing u so much, your lovely posts. Thanks so much dear for your great comments and yes such funny and brilliant puns. Yes for sure will go and definitely have a look at your post.
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Poor little strawberry – orphaned over a spread for toast. The one about war made me a bit sad as well.
Had to chuckle over the advice from the doctor, tho’ – sure would reduce some stress in my life if a few people were no longer running loose. Not worth going to jail over, however. 🙂
xx,
mgh
(Madelyn Griffith-Haynie – ADDandSoMuchMORE dot com)
ADD/EFD Coach Training Field founder; ADD Coaching co-founder
“It takes a village to transform a world!
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Hahaha true Madelyn why go to jail simply reduce the stress and yes the strawberry was also fun to read. Thanks for your great comments.
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Thank YOU for your fun article.
xx,
mgh
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Welcome Madelyn. Good night dear and love and hugs to you and Tink.
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TInk sends puppy-kisses to you and Amber – I send hugs.
xx,
mgh
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Thanks dear nighty night to both
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Some good ones you’ve got there!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Hello Kamal ma’am, I have nominated you for the Versatile Blogger Award, please go through my post. Its interesting…
http://wp.me/p88ZnY-4s
And if you like it, participate! 🙂
Have a nice day!
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Thanks dear Suvarna for nominating me and will definitely go and see your blog. Have a great day.
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Oh…Thanks Kamal ma’am! 🙂
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Welcome Suvarna
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Wisely written , funny and very interesting dear. I would love to share this post.
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Thanks Rekha pl do so if u want to. Such great and funny puns.
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Thanks so much for your kindness will check out right now.
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WC 🙂
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Nice
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Thanks.
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Very hilarious–love the mama and baby cow one 🙂
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Thanks Crystal and yes so cute I too found it the best from the rest of the puns. Have a great day dear.
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Ah, these puns are little bursts of laughter. Thanks for the laughs!
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Oh welcome friend so much and for sure funny and laughter puns. Have a great day.
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Hahaha! I am laughing out loud here, Kamal. Loved every one of them especially these two –
A man who drives like hell, is bound to get there.
A lion will not cheat his wife, but a ‘Tiger would’.
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Hahaha thanks and yes they sure were all fun and laughter puns. Sometimes we sure require them in our lives to keep us happy. Have a happy and funny day, Tanvir.
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Hey Kamal, Thank you. We need a lot of reason to smile, and this one definitely was, Kamal.
The name is Pranitha, BTW.
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Sorry d are Pranitha missed u always keep on confusing names. How r u, not seeing u from a long time.
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I took a little break Kamal, but now back.
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Oh k so good to see u back on WordPress. Keep up your good work, Pranitha
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Thank you, Kamal.
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Yes dear definitely. Sorry confused in names
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No worries, Kamal. It happens. 🙂
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Yes dear
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🙂
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Beautiful quotes Kamal!
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Thanks Sumith. How r u not seeing u much on Facebook. All K.
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Thank you Kamal. Was in need of a break. Will be back Soon. Hope everything ok from your side.
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Yes dear all good Sumith.
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These are very good, Kamal. The one about the man reducing his stress really made me laugh.
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Thanks dear and yes it was so funny the way he wanted to relieve his stress.
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Yes Brilliant are they.
They also tickle….😂
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Hahaha yes for sure little laughters.
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Liked the strawberry one the most
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Thanks ya and I too found the right one to be apt with the other puns.
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Brilliant puns. Will make you have a good laugh asI did.
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Thanks so much dear friend and yes they are so good makes us laugh at all times. Have a great laughter day.
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Same blessings to you.
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Thanks dear blessings to you too from the One who knows us all and is our constant companion.
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Amen!
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This is sweet indeed. Many of them gave me a good laugh.
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Hahaha great and such small and funny puns to keep us laughing the whole day.
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You are such a nice person Kamal. You seem to have time for every body. You are a great example.
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Thanks dear friend and it feels so nice to be with people and be friendly with each and everyone. There is nothing to be taken by us but Love and Kindness.
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Thanks! May God continue to bless you.
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Welcome and same to you too dear friend. Keep him with at all times his Grace will always be there with you.
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Thanks indeed!
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Welcome
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Beautiful quotes!
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Thanks Luisa.
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Haha these are great dear 😀😀 I love puns so much x x
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Thanks dear and yes they lift your spirits up.
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Your welcome 😊😊 Yes, very true x x
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Thanks Capili.
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Lovely!!
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Thanks.
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Cute — check out this site too – it’s got a ton of puns http://saltypun.com/ 🙂
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Thanks yes will surely
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