Brilliant Puns………….

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  • A man who wants a pretty nurse must be patient.
  • I feel like we are drifting apart. Maybe it’s time we sea otter people. 
  • A man who leaps of a cliff, jumps to a conclusion.
  • What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? ‘My dear, it’s pasture bedtime.’
  • A man running in front of a running car gets tyred; and a man running behind a running car, gets tired.
  • War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left.
  • I cannot believe you are smoking. I thought our parents’ tortoise better than that.
  • A man who drives like hell, is bound to get there.
  • A lion will not cheat his wife, but a ‘Tiger would’.
  • Have you ever tried to eat a clock, its very time consuming.
  • My doctor told me to start killing people.  Well not in those exact words. He said I had to reduce the stress in my life. One and the same thing.

  • Hey buddy, have an egg-cellent birthday. Love it when you call me big Papaya.

 

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92 thoughts on “Brilliant Puns………….

  1. The best one; is lion cannot cheat his wife but a tiger would. And that too to have a pretty nurse you must be a patient. Its always a worth reading your posts which I am missing from quite a long time.
    How are you? Hope you are doing well. Will glad to have you at my site and your words at my latest post. Waiting for you. Thanks. Happy weekend and sending you lots of love. 😘

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    1. Hi Sudershana what a pleasant surprise dear, am so happy to see u. Was missing u so much, your lovely posts. Thanks so much dear for your great comments and yes such funny and brilliant puns. Yes for sure will go and definitely have a look at your post.

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  2. Poor little strawberry – orphaned over a spread for toast. The one about war made me a bit sad as well.

    Had to chuckle over the advice from the doctor, tho’ – sure would reduce some stress in my life if a few people were no longer running loose. Not worth going to jail over, however. 🙂
    xx,
    mgh
    (Madelyn Griffith-Haynie – ADDandSoMuchMORE dot com)
    ADD/EFD Coach Training Field founder; ADD Coaching co-founder
    “It takes a village to transform a world!

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