Check Out the Humour…….

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  • Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, let go of what you can’t change. To be old and wise, you must first have to be young and stupid.
  • Women live longer than men because shopping never causes them heart attacks but for men paying their bills do.
  • Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I quietly went inside and brought for him a glass of water to drink.
  • If a girl says: ‘I don’t like shopping one bit, it bores me to hell, then immediately marry her without asking yes or no.
  • Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
  • A boss is usually like a diaper, always on your ass at all times and usually full of shit.
  • Hi Sweetie! asked Mom: ‘How was school today’. Sweetie very cheekily says: ‘You can read all about me on my Facebook, Mom’.
  • A man can achieve success if he toils hard every day but a woman can achieve success if she cries the loudest.
  • If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive and would want to flirt with me.
  • My wife and I were happily married for twenty years; then we finally met.
  • Hospitality is the art of making guests feel like they’re at home when you wish they were not because they can be a pain sometimes.
  • A rose is always a rose whether it’s in a garden pot or grown in a garden. Same way my friend is always my best friend whether he is in Central Jail or Mental Hospital.
  • An old man had 10 hair on his head. He went to a Barber shop. The Barber in an angry voice asked: ‘Shall I cut it or count?’ Old man smiled and said: ‘Colour it’. Life is to enjoy with whatever you have with you.
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57 thoughts on “Check Out the Humour…….

  1. Wow.. It’s truly a blessing to have read this post. It invokes a sense of responsibility towards our own and Other lives.
    The first one is really good.. The lines to be old and wise you must have to young and stupid, and that relates to me a lot.. Thanks Ma’am for this awesome article 😇😀

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      1. Oh k don’t worry he is always there taking care of your brother and yes just felt like making all our blogger friends laugh with few humourous anecdotes. Thanks so much Meenakshi for your great words. Blessings to your brother and to you too dear.

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