Hilarious Observations……..


  • I changed my car horn to sounds of gunshot. People move out of the way much faster now. Am at peace driving wherever I want.
  • Gone are the days when girls used to cook delicious food like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers. They are better of that way.
  • I decided to rename my bathroom to GYM. I feel so much better saying I went to the gym this morning than just taking a bath.
  • Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins. After that life is sure a boxing ring.
  • I do not need Anger Management. I need people to stop irritating me. They have become a pain in my ass.
  • When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a punishment. Now, as a grown up, it just feels like a small vacation. Feels lazy to get up and go about my little chores.
  • Wife in a very sweet voice: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?  Husband in his quiet voice: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
  • I do not have grey hair. I have just started having ‘wisdom highlights.’ I am just very wise and intelligent now.
  • I have lost my mind and Iam going crazy. Am pretty sure my spouse took it and ran away with my precious sensibility.
  • Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.  They are a handful and there are always arguments who is the better referee.
  • Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husbandMy wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me. There is no question of any choices given to me.
  • Man: Is there any way for long life?   Dr.: Get married.   Man: Will it help? Dr.: No, but then the thought of long life will never come to your mind.  You will definitely want to cut your life shorter and shorter.

63 thoughts on “Hilarious Observations……..

  1. This post is hilarious!! you really put a smile on my face!! My husband also changed the car horn many times, hoping to make people freak out when they hear it!! Haha!! And holding hands during wedding!! I think it’s absolutely true!! Haha!!! Can’t stop laughing!!

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