-Child: ‘Mummy why does Gandhiji have no hair on his head?’
Mummy: ‘Because he speaks only the truth.’
Child: ‘Now I understood why ladies have long hair.’
-Teacher: ‘How old is your father?’
Kid: ‘He is 6 years old’.
Teacher: ‘What? How is this possible?’
Kid: ‘He became father only when I was born’.
-THIS IS VERY HILARIOUS: When I was a kid homosexuality was a crime. When I was growing up homosexuality was a taboo. Now as per the Supreme Court it is legal. I better die before they make it compulsory.
-David: ‘I’m going to watch ‘Mission Impossible’ tonight’.
James: ‘On Cable or at a Theater?’
David: ‘Not the film! My wife who is very fat, bought Slim Fit Jeans and she is going to try it on this evening!!!!!’
-I occasionally work with a Chinese guy Cheng. At an office function, we were having coffee and chatting.
I asked him, ‘Cheng, do you ever get fed up of people saying that all Chinese look the same?’
He replied, ‘Cheng is at the counter getting coffee; I am his wife.’
-IN A HOTEL RESTAURANT: One day in a Hotel one stupid man after eating food went to wash his hands and started washing the basin.
The waiter saw this and said, ‘What are you doing Sir?’
The stupid man said: ‘Idiot, you think I do not know English, only you are the one who knows or what. It is written WASH BASIN and I am doing that only.’
-IN A NURSERY SCHOOL: There’s a basket of apples with a notice written over it: ‘Do not take more than one, God is watching.’ On the other counter there’s a box of chocolates. A small child went and wrote on it, ‘Take as many as you want, God is busy watching the apples’ NEVER ACT SMART WITH Today’s Generation.
-C.A.T. EXAM QUESTION:
Spell the word ‘COW’ in 13 letters: Many Scientists got mad calculating it.
Even Professors could not answer it.
Lecturers said that it is a wrong query, printing mistakes, etc.,
Toppers got confused.
Average students’ minds went blank cursing the question setters.
Below average students committed suicide, unable to solve it.
But a dim-witted gave a cool answer: ‘SEE O DOUBLE YOU’
LAUGH AND BE MERRY AND GAY…………………