A little Laughter, a true motivation to end this Year 2018 and kick start a New Year 2019 with more Laughter and Happiness. Friends laughter jokes from me to you. Hope you all had a Great Year 2018. Enjoy these fun loving jokes:
- Arnold and Tom both have fallen in love with Sandra and express their desire to marry her. She is totally confused. She goes to an astrologer and asks him, ‘Arnold and Tom are both in love with me, please tell me who will be the lucky one?’ The wise astrologer says: “Arnold will be the Lucky One because Tom will marry you.
- A nun walks into a liquor store and asks for a half whiskey. The shopkeeper looks at her inquisitively, she adds, ‘It’s for Mother Superior’s constipation.’ So the shopkeeper says, ‘OK’. She pays for the whiskey and leaves. Two hours later, the shopkeeper closes the store and walks home through a park. He spots the same nun in the park sitting on a bench and she is roaring drunk.‘Shame on you, Sister,’ he says, ‘I thought that whiskey was for Mother Superior’s constipation.’ ‘It is’, she slurs, ‘When she sees me drunk, she will shit in her pants.’
- After returning home from their honeymoon, the husband notices a photo of a man on his new wife’s bedside table. At first, he really doesn’t give it much thought. But after a month or so he begins to stress about it. It was causing him so much anxiety that he finally decides to ask about it. ‘Is this your ex-husband? He nervously asks. ‘No silly,’ she replies, snuggling up to him. ‘Another boyfriend, then? He continues. ‘No, not at all,’ she says, nibbling away at his ear. ‘Is it your dad or your brother?’ he inquires, hoping to be reassured. ‘No, no, no,’ she answers. ‘Well who in the heck is he, then?’ he demands. ‘That’s me before the surgery.” The poor husband faints.
-Best Dad Contest: A school held a contest for all the kids. The theme for the contest was ‘Bravest Thing Dad did for Me.’. Most of the children expressed their emotions nicely but the award winning answer will really bring a smile on your face. In his answer, the small kid wrote, ‘Bravest Thing My Dad did for me was ‘He Married my MOM.’
Advance happy new year kamal..hope you get lots of smiles in return…
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Thank you so much dear Kalyan and wish you and your family a Very Happy New Year. Am not seeing you here at all. I hope all good.
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Yeah…..little busy..missing your posts too..interacting less with WordPress people
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K hope all good with you. Have a great day Kalyan.
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Same to you
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Thanks.
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Hope all is good with you and your family..I am getting no free time..so not able to attract bro
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It’s k Kalyan all good and I have commented on your blog have a look good to see u jointly writing a poem with Shreya. Good
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Yeah..got sometime so I tried something new..
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Great Kalyan and a great way to start too.
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Haa…ha..haa..! 😀 😀
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Hahaha Indira. Laughter jokes to keep us happy. Thanks dear.
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Nice to end this year with a good laughter! 🙂
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Thanks dear Megala and yes so nice to be happy and cheerful and start a fresh new year on a positive note.
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Thanks dear. Hope u had a great year.
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Hahahah these were great, I snorted at the nun’s whiskey one! Thanks for the giggles 🙂
Caz xx
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Yes same here the nun part was superb how could she drink. Thanks for the laughs. Have a great year ahead.
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Thanks same here the nun joke was hilarious.
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Ha ha! Now that’s a funny one! Especially the nun joke 😀
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Hahaha yes and even I enjoyed that joke a lot from the others. Thanks for the beautiful comment and nice to be closing this year on a happy note.
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Happy and healthy New Year, dear Kamal!
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Thanks dear Dolly and same to you too and your family. Have a great year ahead.
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Same to you, darling!
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Thanks dear Dolly. Love and Hugs to you dear.
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LOL! My absolute favourite is the second one.
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Thanks dear and same here even I enjoyed that joke the most. Have a great year ahead Rue, God bless
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That was super hilarious to have a beautiful start and welcome new year.
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Thank you dear Tanvir and you too have a wonderful year 2019. Keep happy and cheerful always.
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Wish you the same greetings Kamal 😊
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Welcome dear Tanvir.
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Lovely funnies, Kamal, especially the one about the drunk nun.
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Thanks dear Robbie and yes same here, the nun was too good and drunk beyond recognition.
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Really funny!!! Happy new year!
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Thanks dear, Happy New Year to you too Rekha. Have a wonderful year ahead.
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Wish you a very happy new year, Di!
May this year brings a potful of happiness and songs of laughter, and if by any chance tears, then only the tears of joy. 🙂 Have a beautiful year ahead. 🙂
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Hi my lovely friend Harsh. I was remembering you from a few days and see you popped up so quickly. Thanks dear for your wonderful words and yes why not have laughter and tears but of joy and happiness. Happy New Year to you and your family and have a wonderful 2019 ahead. How are you I hope all good.
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I am super awesome, thank you so much for your wishes. I have been caught up in studies lately, Boards approaching. Thank you, and wish a beautiful new year to you and your family. 😊
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Welcome dear Harsh and yes exams coming up. Great all the very best do well. Wish u and your family a happy new year 2019. God bless
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I enjoyed these jokes. 😊
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Thanks dear Bev. Laughter is the spirit
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Great chuckles. Thanks and happy, safe new year. 😀
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Welcome Ron. U too have a safe and great new year
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Thanks. Blessings. 🙂
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Welcome Ron
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These jokes perfectly end my year with more giggles than the last ones you shared! Bravo! my comic Friend and Happy New Year!
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Thanks dear and yes last days of the year on fun loving jokes made up our 2018 dear Zaza.
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still amusing…
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Yes true
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And the laughter continues to the start of 2019!!!!😁 Thanks Kamal!
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Yes dear and that is the spirit of a great happy New Year 2019. Thank you Radhika and have a wonderful year ahead.
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Happy new year Kamsl 🙂
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Happy New Year to you and your family dear Margaret.
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Sorry typo kamal
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It’s k Margaret
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Ha ha…Read it only now but it’s still the year beginning 😁. Happy New Year Kamal!
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Thanks dear and keep on being cheerful and happy at all times, Smitha. Happy New year 2019 and a great year ahead.
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Thank you Kamal for the wishes. Keep up the good work your doing with the blog. Your posts are always worth pondering on.
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Thanks dear Smitha for your kind words. Have a great day.
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A laugh and a smile go hand in hand at this nice post.
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Yes so true and a nice way to end our year 2019.
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and a feisty good year it has been.
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Yes completely. The year has come to get over.
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with a joyous bang!
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Yes absolutely with a joyous bang.
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