A Little Laughter to End this Year……….

A little Laughter, a true motivation to end this Year 2018 and kick start a New Year 2019 with more Laughter and Happiness. Friends laughter jokes from me to you. Hope you all had a Great Year 2018. Enjoy these fun loving jokes:

• Arnold and Tom both have fallen in love with Sandra and express their desire to marry her. She is totally confused. She goes to an astrologer and asks him, ‘Arnold and Tom are both in love with me, please tell me who will be the lucky one?’ The wise astrologer says: “Arnold will be the Lucky One because Tom will marry you.

• A nun walks into a liquor store and asks for a half whiskey. The shopkeeper looks at her inquisitively, she adds, ‘It’s for Mother Superior’s constipation.’ So the shopkeeper says, ‘OK’. She pays for the whiskey and leaves. Two hours later, the shopkeeper closes the store and walks home through a park.  He spots the same nun in the park sitting on a bench and she is roaring drunk.‘Shame on you, Sister,’ he says, ‘I thought that whiskey was for Mother Superior’s constipation.’ ‘It is’, she slurs, ‘When she sees me drunk, she will shit in her pants.’

• After returning home from their honeymoon, the husband notices a photo of a man on his new wife’s bedside table. At first, he really doesn’t give it much thought. But after a month or so he begins to stress about it. It was causing him so much anxiety that he finally decides to ask about it. ‘Is this your ex-husband? He nervously asks. ‘No silly,’ she replies, snuggling up to him. ‘Another boyfriend, then? He continues. ‘No, not at all,’ she says, nibbling away at his ear. ‘Is it your dad or your brother?’ he inquires, hoping to be reassured.  ‘No, no, no,’ she answers. ‘Well who in the heck is he, then?’ he demands. ‘That’s me before the surgery.” The poor husband faints.

-Best Dad Contest: A school held a contest for all the kids. The theme for the contest was ‘Bravest Thing Dad did for Me.’. Most of the children expressed their emotions nicely but the award winning answer will really bring a smile on your face. In his answer, the small kid wrote, ‘Bravest Thing My Dad did for me was ‘He Married my MOM.’