Enjoy these two-liners, they are full of wit and laughter for a Beautiful Soul with some genuine observations:
-The difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
-Can February March?
No. But April May!
-How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
-Did you know that Alcohol is a perfect solvent?
Because it dissolves marriages, families and careers.
–Music Teacher: What is your favorite musical instrument?
Kid: The lunch bell.
-Who is anΒ Archaeologist: Β Someone whose career lies in ruins.
-What did the triangle say to the circle?
You are Pointless.
-There are two kinds of people who do not say much?
Those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.
-Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He did not want to wake up the sleeping pills.
A good laugh and happiness are like sweet perfumes. You cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself. Love without condition and be cheerful and smiling at all times.Β
Life is simple, live it fully and happily with fun and frolic…………
Good ones, kamal. A welcome laughter dose π
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Thanks Deepika and yes they were so funny.
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Truly, they were ππ
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Yes absolutely. Have a great day Deepika.
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I like it!πππ
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Thanks friend
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You are welcome honey
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Thanks dear
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all excellent but the solvent one is profound π
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Thanks Kate and yes too hilarious and great from the others. Funny for the soul too.
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ah we are both lightening up Kamal π
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Hahaha for sure kate
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This was some hilarious feast for the mind Kamal π Wonderful!
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Yes na Vandana even I laughed so much at these funny wits. Thanks dear.
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Great way to start my day! Thank you for the humor and sentiments at the end!
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Welcome Lynn and it sure is at the start of the day. It sure will keep u happy and cheerful.
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Nice jokes, Thanks!
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Welcome.
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Laughter is the best medicine.π
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Yes absolutely true and laughter is so good for all of us. Thanks dear.
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Youβre so right and so very welcome.πΉ
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Thanks friend
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Thank you for the laughs and smiles π
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Welcome Geets
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Reblogged this on Die Erste Eslarner Zeitung – Aus und ΓΌber Eslarn, sowie die bayerisch-tschechische Region!.
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Thanks Michael.
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so meaningful.
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Thanks Laleh
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These are funny, Kamal. Great share.
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Thanks Robbie, yes witty and fun loving for all of us.
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These light posts of you make so many smile βΊβΊβΊ
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Yes isn’t it and so witty and fun loving they r. A smile every day is so nice. Thanks dear.
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Oh, soothing to my tired self. Thanks dear
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Welcome Joan and yes they sure give us laughter and happiness.
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Great fun
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Thanks Bella
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A lovely fun post Kamal. I loved the lunch bell π
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Thanks dear Brigid and yes so nice and funny. Yes same here who loved class at any time of our lives.
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They are all very funny; sleeping pills was kinda cute π
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Thanks and yes all very funny and good for the Soul that keeps on laughing.
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Hilarious
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Thanks
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