Brevity is the Soul of Wit……..

Enjoy these two-liners, they are full of wit and laughter for a Beautiful Soul with some genuine observations:

-The difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.

-Can February March?

No. But April May!

-How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?

Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?

-Did you know that Alcohol is a perfect solvent?

Because it dissolves marriages, families and careers.

–Music Teacher: What is your favorite musical instrument?

Kid: The lunch bell.

-Who is an Archaeologist:  Someone whose career lies in ruins.

-What did the triangle say to the circle?

You are Pointless.

-There are two kinds of people who do not say much?

Those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.

-Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?

He did not want to wake up the sleeping pills.

A good laugh and happiness are like sweet perfumes. You cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself. Love without condition and be cheerful and smiling at all times. 

Life is simple, live it fully and happily with fun and frolic…………