Enjoy these two-liners, they are full of wit and laughter for a Beautiful Soul with some genuine observations:
-The difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
-Can February March?
No. But April May!
-How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
-Did you know that Alcohol is a perfect solvent?
Because it dissolves marriages, families and careers.
–Music Teacher: What is your favorite musical instrument?
Kid: The lunch bell.
-Who is an Archaeologist: Someone whose career lies in ruins.
-What did the triangle say to the circle?
You are Pointless.
-There are two kinds of people who do not say much?
Those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.
-Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He did not want to wake up the sleeping pills.
A good laugh and happiness are like sweet perfumes. You cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself. Love without condition and be cheerful and smiling at all times.
Life is simple, live it fully and happily with fun and frolic…………