Laughter Riots………

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    • Advertisement in a long island shop: Guitar for sale, Cheap, come buy whichever you want with No Strings attached.
    • Ad in an Hospital Waiting Room: Smoking Helps You Lose Weight. Smokers are invited here. Come with One Lung at A time.
    • On a Bulletin Board: Success is Relative. The more the success one gains in any field of work, the more the Relatives.
    • Sign in a Bar: Those of you who are drinking to forget and want to waste time or get totally drunk or create any kind of commotion, please do pay in advance.
    • Sign in a Driving School: If your wife wants to learn to drive, please let her do so. Don’t stand in her way. 
  •       Sign in a Barbers Saloon: We need you Heads pretty urgently to run our business at a great speed.
  • Physical Education Teacher: You three of you come here I say, double it up, stand together separately.
  • Geography Teacher: To the class children who were creating quite a commotion. Do as I say, Will you hang that map or else I will hang myself.
  • Head Master:  To some of the children who were misbehaving. Tomorrow call your parents, especially Mother and Father. 

Laughter sure makes all of us happy and it is completely fat-free, sugar-free, requires no batteries to be charged and is absolutely free of cost. So keep on laughing and make others too laugh with you. There are hundreds of languages around the world, but a good laughter speaks them all. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you.

 

 

 

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