Great Attitudes…………….



-Doctor to Patient: Your liver is enlarged.

Patient to Doctor: Does that mean it has space for more whisky? (this is called positive thinking).

-A Man wrote to the bank: My cheque was returned with remarks ‘insufficient funds’. I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank.’ (this is self-confidence at its peak).

-A mistake said to another mistake: I have learned so much from my mistakes, I am seriously thinking of making more mistakes. (this is called having dignified attitude).

-A sad man said to a happy man: Hey buddy, why are you always walking with a happy face and you are so full of happiness and are satisfied with life. Look at me always glum and not a smile on my face.

The happy man said: A happy person is not always in a good situation at all times, but rather a person who always has a good attitude in a good situation.  He knows how to make happiness his goal in life. (this is called being contented in life).

-A boy on a scooter sees a girl: How cute and beautiful you are looking. Want to come out with for a date, darling.

Girl to boy: People say everything happens for a reason, so when I punch you in the face remember I too have a reason. (this is called positive attitude)

-A cockroach’s last words to a man who wanted to kill him: ‘Go ahead and kill me, you coward. You are just jealous because I can scare your wife and you cannot ever do so. (Always be positive even in difficult situations).

-Someone asked Life: ‘Why are you so difficult and a hard nut to crack with some people. You give us a hard time.

Life with a smile, simply said: Stop judging people when you yourself walk imperfectly. A moment of patience in a moment of anger saves you a hundred moments of regrets. (Always be grateful for what life has given you).

Enjoy these simple attitudes of life. Nothing in this world is Good or Bad. Our thinking and attitude makes it so. A knife is good when a surgeon uses it to serve a life and bad when a terrorist uses it to kill. So always have a positive attitude towards life. Just Be and Breathe in a Positive Life…………



85 thoughts on “Great Attitudes…………….

    1. Thanks dear Vandana and yes felt like putting both laughter as well as a little motivational attitudes and yes the cockroach one was so good, every husband is scared of their wives. Thanks for your great feedback. Have a great day.


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  2. Splendid …

    Ups and downs are part of life,
    smile and face everything will be light.
    Strong is the will then power you gain,
    Tougher you become and sadness will fade.
    Smile and see happiness you gain,
    Moments of love and joy is main.

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