Brilliant Puns………….

• A man who wants a pretty nurse must be patient.
• I feel like we are drifting apart. Maybe it’s time we sea otter people. 
• A man who leaps of a cliff, jumps to a conclusion.
• What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? ‘My dear, it’s pasture bedtime.’
• A man running in front of a running car gets tyred; and a man running behind a running car, gets tired.
• War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left.
• I cannot believe you are smoking. I thought our parents’ tortoise better than that.
• A man who drives like hell, is bound to get there.
• A lion will not cheat his wife, but a ‘Tiger would’.
• Have you ever tried to eat a clock, its very time consuming.

• My doctor told me to start killing people.  Well not in those exact words. He said I had to reduce the stress in my life. One and the same thing.

• Hey buddy, have an egg-cellent birthday. Love it when you call me big Papaya.