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BEAUTY PARLOUR: A place where women curl up, spend their fortunes and dye.
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CHICKENS: The only animal you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
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COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours on end with no solution whatsoever.
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DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
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EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. Would not allow anyone to speak or give their opinions, but himself.
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INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. The paper is never touched.
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POLITICAL CORRECTNESS: A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority. An idea which has never taken any shape.
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RAISIN: A grape with a sunburn.
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SECRET: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
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TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
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TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
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YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed. A contagious disease that catches one and all.
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WRINKLES: Something other people have, similar to my character lines.
Wow… It’s cool. Fun to read. I enjoyed it.
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Hey thanks Rotimi and yes so cute and funny simply marvelous.
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Yeah Yeah. ☺
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Welcome.
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Absolutely perfect and fun definitions Kamal. 😁👍
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Thanks Radhika and yes they were so cute and funny, I too simply loved them. Now we must make a new dictionary.
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A great idea 👍
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Thanks Radhika.
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Loved this funny post. Enjoyed the read, thank you Kamal.
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Welcome Sumith and so funny ones really must have a new dictionary.
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❤️
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Thanks David.
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Wonderful post Kamal. I loved the descriptions of “inflation”,”tomorrow”& “secret” 🙂
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Thanks Cathy and yes they were so true and funny meanings. Really we must start a funny dictionary it would be wonderful.
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Good idea! But I am Vandana not Cathy 😉
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Oh sorry Vandana by mistake so much confusion in names sometimes
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Not an issue 🙂
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U know so similar names we bloggers are having that sometimes it is madness. Thanks dear. Have a great day
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Had so fun with this post ; specially with Raisin ….😃😃
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Thanks and yes same here Prashasti all so funny and true words with proper meanings. Must start a funny dictionary what say.
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Yaaasssss… Go for it.. 👍
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Thanks.
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Hahahaha, these were really funny Kamal.
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Thanks Moushmi and yes so hilarious must be added and made into a funny dictionary and so true in themselves.
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You could make that sort of a dictionary!
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Ya why not it would be wonderful instead of people all the time bored with the true meaning of words. It would be a great idea, Moushmi.
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A great idea will yet collaborate on it with few experts. Thanks dear.
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Secret is rather profound…..Fun post!
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Yes Kris and so true words of the Secret that is ever so profound.
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Nice one dear…
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Thanks Nath.
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Fun post! Thanks ! Have a beautiful day 🙏🏻
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Welcome Leila and you too have a great day and weekend.
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Thanks 🙏🏻
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Welcome.
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Reblogged this on Die Erste Eslarner Zeitung – Aus und über Eslarn, sowie die bayerisch-tschechische Region!.
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Hi Michael thanks a million.
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Wish a great pleasure, many thanks for posting such nice things, and best wishes for the weekend ahead. 😉 Michael
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Welcome and thanks Michael.
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog.
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Thanks Chris for rebloggin, feel so happy.
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Welcome, Kamal 😎
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Thanks Chris
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Reblogged this on The Militant Negro™.
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Brilliant! Blessings :))
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Thanks. Blessings to you too
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:))
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Nice fun
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Thanks
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Thanks
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hahaha thank you Kamal :):)
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Welcome Maggie so funny they were even I had a great laugh
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Laughter is so good and always needed
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Yes absolutely Maggie and so nice to be cheerful and laughing at all times
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:):)
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Fun List!
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Thanks
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These are so funny, Kamal. My favourites were committee and wrinkles.
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Hahaha thanks Robbie and for sure great fun with true meaning.
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Very punny! Forst two were my faves
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Thanks dear for your comments and yes so true but funny. It would be nice to have a hilarious dictionary.
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Haha brilliant and thank you for the laugh Kamal.
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Welcome Rhapsody so much and so funny fit to have a new dictionary
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Laughter, the essence of life. At least one of them 😉
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Yes for sure Rhapsody
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So funny and clever. Great definitions. 🙂
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Thanks Diana and yes clever and true meaningful words with fun included
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Indeed the perfect way to smile !!
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Hi Tanvir thanks and yes a perfect way to smile.
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Sure and thanks for wonderful post
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Welcome Tanvir
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WOW!!! This reminds me of other words like: driveway and parkway (we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway….???
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Reblogged this on studiotj and commented:
I thought this post was creative/funny enough for a reblog. What words do you have to add to this list?
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Hey thanks so much Roach for your kind gesture and for sure funny and true words to make a new dictionary and laugh out loud.
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You’re certainly welcome.
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Thanks.
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Thank you for making me laugh today! 😀
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Oh welcome friend anytime.
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You have such a brilliant mind to come up with things like this. Bravo!
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Thanks dear for your great comments. Really funny and true words.
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My pleasure! I find you a very special person.
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Thanks and we all r isn’t it deep down all r one. Have a great day friend
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Reblogged this on Truth Troubles.
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Thanks Ted
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Very nice and funny!
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Thanks Luisa
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🤗☺
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Haha. This was a fun post and really nice. I like that chicken meaning – so true. Thanks for sharing. 🙂
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Thanks and yes same here poor chicken before it is born and after we do not allow her to live.
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Thanks so much for your great comments.
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I absolutely enjoyed the grape and dust definitions 😂 This is so original and I love it!
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Thanks dear for your feedback and yes so funny and true words fit for a dictionary.
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Interesting. Good one.
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Thanks friend.
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