- I changed my car horn to sounds of gunshot. People move out of the way much faster now. Am at peace driving wherever I want.
- Gone are the days when girls used to cook delicious food like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers. They are better of that way.
- I decided to rename my bathroom to GYM. I feel so much better saying I went to the gym this morning than just taking a bath.
- Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins. After that life is sure a boxing ring.
- I do not need Anger Management. I need people to stop irritating me. They have become a pain in my ass.
- When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a punishment. Now, as a grown up, it just feels like a small vacation. Feels lazy to get up and go about my little chores.
- Wife in a very sweet voice: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband in his quiet voice: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
- I do not have grey hair. I have just started having ‘wisdom highlights.’ I am just very wise and intelligent now.
- I have lost my mind and Iam going crazy. Am pretty sure my spouse took it and ran away with my precious sensibility.
- Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee. They are a handful and there are always arguments who is the better referee.
- Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me. There is no question of any choices given to me.
- Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr.: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr.: No, but then the thought of long life will never come to your mind. You will definitely want to cut your life shorter and shorter.
These are really hilarious😂😂😂
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Thanks Sakshi.
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😊😊
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Wonderful…why don’t you try something like this for my monthly challenge…
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K for sure Sangbad but I do not know how to go about this challenge. Thanks dear for your comments.
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Check my blog…you will know it…
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K let me have a look.
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This post is hilarious!! you really put a smile on my face!! My husband also changed the car horn many times, hoping to make people freak out when they hear it!! Haha!! And holding hands during wedding!! I think it’s absolutely true!! Haha!!! Can’t stop laughing!!
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Hahaha Lana thanks for these great comments and yes some observations are so true they really make you laugh like crazy and it is so good to laugh and enjoy our day too.
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Indeed! 😀
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Yes, have a great day, Lana.
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Thank you, wish you a great day as well 🙂
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Welcome Lana.
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Great post needed a good laugh
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Thanks dear. Laughter is always wanted at any time and these are such hilarious ones.
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Hilarious!!
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Thanks Tanvir.
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Welcome 😊
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You just made me laugh after such a busy day. Thanks.
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Oh thanks and welcome friend. So now you can have a pleasant day in the evening.
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🤗😊😀😂🤣
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Funny.
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Thanks
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Making people laugh… spreading smiles…good job.👏👏
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Thanks yes so nice isn’t it
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It’s awesome 👍
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Thanks and yes even I found them so funny
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This is so interesting.
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Thanks
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hahahaha sheeeeww hahaha thank you Kamal 🙂
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Thanks Margaret and yes Hahaha all the way
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😂😂😂😂sheer humor
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Thanks and yes too good
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Very nice post
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Thanks Tanveer
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😁😁😁
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Thanks
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hilarious! needed a good laugh – thanks my friend!
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thanks for the chuckles 🙂
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Welcome friend
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Thank you for sharing these, Kamal. Lots of very amusing truths here.
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Welcome Robbie and yes true and funny ones.
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Ha ha all the points are too good and interesting .
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Thanks and yes all were funny
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This is hilarious😊😊 Will show this to my sweet heart.
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Oh great Sumith she will love them. Have a great day
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I liked all of them actually, amazing actually. I can copy some of them?
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Thanks so much for your superb words and yes u sure can do that
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😂😂..funny way to start my day..
Bathroom renamed as gym..lol
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Hahaha yes but today bathrooms have become like gyms too
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Welcome Elizabeth
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Hilarious !! Really with big smile on my face.
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Thanks and yes funny and keeping us happy.
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Hilarious I truly laughed out loud 😂
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Thanks dear
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Hehehe Kamal!
😂😇😘😋😆
Shiva🎵
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Great keep on laughing that is the best medicine
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Laughter is the best gift.. keep writing
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Thanks friend and yes it sure makes us laugh and be cheerful
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So nice..
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Thanks
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These are hysterical! My husband asked me what I’m giggling at 🙂
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Hey thanks Dawn so much and yes they sure are with so much fun and laughter. Have a great laughter day.
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