Clever Sign Boards………..

A sign in a shoe repair store: ‘We will heel you, we will save your sole, mend your shoes and we will even dye for you. Simply leave everything to us.

At an eye clinic: ‘If you do not see what you are looking for, do not be perturbed, you have come to the right place.

On a Plumber’s truck: We repair everything, what your husband fixed.

On an Electrician’s truck: Let us remove your shorts.

In a non-smoking area: If we see smoke coming out of the doorway, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.

At a Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.

At the Electric Co: We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you do not, YOU will be de-lighted.

In a Restaurant window: Do not stand there and be hungry and look like a starving man, come on in and get fed up.

In the front yard of a Funeral Home: Drive carefully and cautiously, we will wait for you forever.

Sign on the back of a Septic Tank Truck: Caution – This Truck is full of Political Promises.