Clever Sign Boards………..


A sign in a shoe repair store: ‘We will heel you, we will save your sole, mend your shoes and we will even dye for you. Simply leave everything to us.

At an eye clinic: ‘If you do not see what you are looking for, do not be perturbed, you have come to the right place.

On a Plumber’s truck: We repair everything, what your husband fixed.

On an Electrician’s truck: Let us remove your shorts.

In a non-smoking area: If we see smoke coming out of the doorway, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.

At a Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.

At the Electric Co: We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you do not, YOU will be de-lighted.

In a Restaurant window: Do not stand there and be hungry and look like a starving man, come on in and get fed up.

In the front yard of a Funeral Home: Drive carefully and cautiously, we will wait for you forever.

Sign on the back of a Septic Tank Truck: Caution – This Truck is full of Political Promises.



75 thoughts on “Clever Sign Boards………..

  1. LOVED the last one! Political promises indeed! “what your husband fixed” is pretty funny too. Thanks for sending me off to bed with a smile.
    (Madelyn Griffith-Haynie – ADDandSoMuchMORE dot com)
    ADD/EFD Coach Training Field founder; ADD Coaching co-founder
    “It takes a village to transform a world!”

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