-I find it ironic that the colors red, white and blue stand for freedom, until they are flashing behind you at the back of cars.
-The last thing I want to do is hurt you in a most horrible way, but it is still on my bucket list. I will surely have my way.
-My mind isn’t twisted and perverted, its strategically bent and curved in a precarious way in several places.
-Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak and cause fools of themselves.
-Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit- salad and spoiling its awesome taste.
-To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
-I’m great at multi-tasking, I can waste time, be unproductive and procrastinate all at once.
-Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are pretty sexy.
– Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity because I am allergic and break out in sarcasms.
😂 I asked myself if I would feel attractive bald and with a beer belly…I am still laughing!
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Hahaha great and so funny isn’t it Roda a twist of humor for sure. Thanks
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😁😁👍
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Hahaha nice na Radhika
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Yup 😁
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Superb ones.. the 7th and 9th are the best and those statements befit me very well.. thank you.
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Hmm ya but all good with a little humor
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🙂 Brilliant
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Thanks Cathy
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You are so welcome Kamal, thanks for making me laugh! 🙂 God bless you!
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Thanks Cathy and God bless u too friend
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🙂
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🙂
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Humour in busy day!! That’s fun !! Enjoyed and smiled at same time!!
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Thanks Tanvir for your great comments and yes so good to laugh in our busy lives
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Most welcome 😊😊!! Always at your best in your post!
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Thanks always have a great day Tanvir
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Lol..yes please avoid tomatoes in fruit salads and women can never be equal to men in this case😊😊😊
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Hahaha great and thanks Jeni for these wonderful words. Tomatoes will sure spoil the fruit salad.
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😂😂😂 that was hilarious. And it’s divine to make others laugh too. A great post, my dear. 😊
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Thanks Shweta and yes absolutely it sure is divine to make others laugh
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😊😊😊
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Welcome Shweta
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Thank you soooooo much for the laughs this morning! What a blessing. I was cracking up from beginning to end. Thank Kamal :):)
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Welcome Maggie for these lovely words and it is so nice to keep on laughing and I too am feeling so happy to know u enjoyed them. Have a great day dear
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This humor is twisting my head so fast that I am getting pain in the neck.
Hahaha!
Shiva🎶
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Hahaha great Shiva that u enjoyed these humor. Thanks for your great words
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😇 What to say Kamal my nerves are getting tighter by the seconds.
Keep posting such twists, so that the bent gets straightened. 😂
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Thanks Shiva and these little tricks are so beautiful they have twists in them and yes that is what gets straightened in the end
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These are GREAT, Kamal! I especially loved the ones about knowledge/wisdom (tomato) and the plagiarism/research.
I am saving the link to add to the Related Posts whenever I post my next Friday Funny.
xx,
mgh
(Madelyn Griffith-Haynie – ADDandSoMuchMORE dot com)
ADD/EFD Coach Training Field founder; ADD Coaching co-founder
“It takes a village to transform a world!”
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Yes Madelyn and thanks for your great words too. Yes you surely can it will come in handy when you would want to post your funny little jokes. Yes some of them were really fun loving humors.
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Yes – ones I will be happy to pass along.
xx,
mgh
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Yes of course Madelyn do which ones you like.
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My favs are knowledge/wisdom and plagiarism/research.
xx,
mgh
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Hmm so true Madelyn.
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Funny, but absolutely on point, Kamal. That’s why they are my favs.
xx,
mgh
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Yes absolutely Madelyn they sure are and adds a little humor in our day to day lives. Have a great night dear with little Tinks.
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Thanks so much, Kamal. We are just about to turn in. You have a wonderful day, now that the sun is on your side of the planet.
xx,
mgh
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Welcome Madelyn and yes for sure it is. Take care. Hugs and Kisses to both darlings.
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Laughing thinking of myself bald, with a beer belly and strutting my stuff!!! Sad but it is actually true 🙂 and the freedom until the cops are behind you too!!! I needed a good laugh 🙂
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Thanks Elizabeth and yes so nicely and funny way of describing a woman it made me too laugh. Humor in any kind is so good. Enjoy have a great day
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I love to laugh and often when things are not good you can usually still find the humor in the situation! Me and my daughter both have just the craziest, bizarre thing happen to us that are so insane you would think we were lying if we told you – then you get to know us and you get it!! She and I often joke and say we are on God’s comedy channel and he likes to throw us curveballs and be entertained watching us deal with it.
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Yes absolutely we sure r his curve balls who he can throw whenever he wants and it is so nice Elizabeth to enjoy with your children at any age. So happy to hear these wonderful words. Life is a wonderful laughter and a joy.
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Funny😆😆
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Thanks Kalyan.
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YOU are welcome kamal
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Thanks.
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Reblogged this on "OUR WORLD" and commented:
Boy do I know about freedom in the red white blue 🚓 I received 3 speeding tickets in one month it was 1992 to be exact. When the officer came back up to my car for me to sign he said… And I quote… You know Nancy you’re one point away from losing your license and your freedom to drive, don’t you think it’s time you start paying attention to the speed limit? I said………Yes sir and I went bought a radar detector…. I haven’t had a speeding ticket since. 😇
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Hahaha great Nancy and so nice to hear this story from your side. Thanks so much for reblogging on your blog. So nice to be having humor and laughter everyday in our lives instead of being grumpy and garlic faced.
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Absolutely Kamal, it’s always better to laugh… gives you less wrinkles, but I must admit, I was pretty grumpy and garlic face that day.😫 My pleasure sharing this with my readers, they need a good laugh too and I’m definitely going to practice multi-tasking. 😴
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Thanks Nancy and yes will agree with your comments. Garlic faced and grumpy are all of us at sometime or the other but the pleasure is to come out and read happy books or do happy things.
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😉
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hahaha…. I really enjoyed this post! Cracked me up, you have made my morning.
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Thanks so much and yes they are so cute and happy little twists that make one happy and lively. So have a nice smiley and laughter day.
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You too, have a day full of joy and laughter! 🙂
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Welcome dear
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Haha thanks for making me smile Kamal. This truly is humor with a twist 😉 great job
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Welcome Rhapsody for these wonderful comments and sure humor with a twist, so laugh and be happy
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This is pretty cool. I loved the bald and beer gut part especially 😀 😀 !I guess in that regard we may just never be equal to men! 😛
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Hahaha yes Reethu if we r bald and having a beer gut. Thanks for the beautiful comment
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Pleasure was mine 🙂
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Thanks.
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Brilliant, Kamal. The one about multi tasking is so funny!
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Thanks Robbie and yes it sure is. Funny and humorous
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Superb statements… Loved them fabulous
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Thanks so much for your superb words Shalini
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Thank you.. Pls write more.. They made me laugh, so humorous
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Thanks will surely do so Shalini have a great day
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Gud night.. Its 11 30 pm in mumbai adieu
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made me laugh 🙂
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Thanks.
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love them all! thanks for the laugh 🙂
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Welcome friend
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Lol these were great! 😊😂
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Thanks Rupali
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Lol great post and much to think about
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Thanks Bella
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Thanks
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Hey dear you I have nominated you for the Versatile Blogger Award
https://freetoexpress91.wordpress.com/2017/06/11/the-versatile-blogger-award/
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Thanks Shraddha for nominating me
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Most welcome!!
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Great list! Made me laugh several times:-) Thanks for putting together and all the best!
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😂😂👍
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Haha…thank you for a good laugh, Kamal, and yes, who likes a garlic face 😉 that is the first I have heard of that one!
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Yes absolutely laughing is the best medicine
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Nyc post…. loved it… 👍👍👍
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Thanks
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Being in the content domain, I simply loved the ‘research’ one. 😛 😛 😛
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Thanks and keep on laughing
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You make me laugh, enjoy it
Kisses
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Thanks Voulaah hugs
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It is a divine art to always look cheerful and it sure helps others.
This was the best thing that touched my heart… Wonderful jokes ending with a motivating quote.. thank you for sharing
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Welcome dear and yes always have a cheerful face no matter what
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Postivity and happiness attracts happiness.. Hai na???
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Yes absolutely Shilpa
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Hello how are you? Hope all positive? No post since long time ??
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Hi yes I have gone on a vacation to Spain, Amsterdam and Zurich will return back first week of July so even I am missing all of you’ll and cannot post anything right now
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That’s great !! Enjoy your vacations!!
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Welcome Tanvir
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Thanks for your remembering me
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Most welcome 😊
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Great with humour! Enjoyed a lot!
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Thanks yes they r
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Hello mam! Nominated you for an award. Though, I am too young and insufficient to do that. Yet, would love if you check it out. http://wp.me/p7BbJN-1m
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Oh thank you so much for nominating me and yes for sure will give a look at your blog
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Thankyou. 😊
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Welcome
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Had read most of them! Nice compilation.. 🙂
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Thanks Prakash
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Reblogged this on Die Erste Eslarner Zeitung – Aus und über Eslarn, sowie die bayerisch-tschechische Region!.
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Thanks friend for rebloggin
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Brilliant piece!
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Thanks dear
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Loved it! Brilliant post Kamal.
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Thanks Sumith and yes nice to be happy always
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LOL! Fun read. 🙂
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Thanks
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I’m nominating you for the Sunshine Blogger Award. If you accept, follow the instructions at this link – https://hisperfecttimingblog.wordpress.com/wp-admin/post.php?post=3697&action=edit
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Thanks dear for your kind words and for nominating me
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Exactly what I needed this morning! Nothing better than to start your day with laugh 🙂
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Thanks for your great comments and yes humor at the beginning of the day is awesome
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We women will still be sexy with a shaved head and beer gut xD great post 💛
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Yes absolutely and thank you for your great comments
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this title was apt!!!
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Thanks
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