Humour with a Twist……

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-I find it ironic that the colors red, white and blue stand for freedom, until they are flashing behind you at the back of cars.

-The last thing I want to do is hurt you in a most horrible way, but it is still on my bucket list. I will surely have my way.

-My mind isn’t twisted and perverted, its strategically bent and curved in a precarious way in several places.

-Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak and cause fools of themselves.

-Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit- salad and spoiling its awesome taste.

-To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

-I’m great at multi-tasking, I can waste time, be unproductive and procrastinate all at once.

-Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are pretty sexy. 

– Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity because I am allergic and break out in sarcasms.

Enjoy these simple humours with a twist. Smile and laugh heartily at the sametime. Always be happy and joyful and do not have a garlic face cause no one likes the smell of it.

It is a divine art to always look cheerful and it sure helps others.

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126 thoughts on “Humour with a Twist……

  1. These are GREAT, Kamal! I especially loved the ones about knowledge/wisdom (tomato) and the plagiarism/research.

    I am saving the link to add to the Related Posts whenever I post my next Friday Funny.
    xx,
    mgh
    (Madelyn Griffith-Haynie – ADDandSoMuchMORE dot com)
    ADD/EFD Coach Training Field founder; ADD Coaching co-founder
    “It takes a village to transform a world!”

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      1. I love to laugh and often when things are not good you can usually still find the humor in the situation! Me and my daughter both have just the craziest, bizarre thing happen to us that are so insane you would think we were lying if we told you – then you get to know us and you get it!! She and I often joke and say we are on God’s comedy channel and he likes to throw us curveballs and be entertained watching us deal with it.

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      2. Yes absolutely we sure r his curve balls who he can throw whenever he wants and it is so nice Elizabeth to enjoy with your children at any age. So happy to hear these wonderful words. Life is a wonderful laughter and a joy.

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  2. Reblogged this on "OUR WORLD" and commented:
    Boy do I know about freedom in the red white blue 🚓 I received 3 speeding tickets in one month it was 1992 to be exact. When the officer came back up to my car for me to sign he said… And I quote… You know Nancy you’re one point away from losing your license and your freedom to drive, don’t you think it’s time you start paying attention to the speed limit? I said………Yes sir and I went bought a radar detector…. I haven’t had a speeding ticket since. 😇

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      1. Absolutely Kamal, it’s always better to laugh… gives you less wrinkles, but I must admit, I was pretty grumpy and garlic face that day.😫 My pleasure sharing this with my readers, they need a good laugh too and I’m definitely going to practice multi-tasking. 😴

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