– Have you heard the joke about the butter?
I better not tell you, it might spread!
-What did the triangle say to the circle?
You are hopelessly pointless!
-What do you call a ghost’s mom and dad?
They are called Transparents!
-What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?
A Barbercue!
-What do you call a person that chops up cereal?
A cereal killer!
-What do you call two fat people having a chat?
A very heavy discussion!
-Why did the tree go to the dentist?
To get a root canal done!
-Why did the tomato turn red?
It saw the salad dressing!
-What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Thunderwear!
-Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine chest?
He did not want to wake up the sleeping pills!
A little fun and wit in our life goes a long way. Someone very cutely asked Life: ‘Why are you so difficult????? my friend’. Life gave a big smile and said: ‘You people never appreciate easy and funny things in your life. You take life too seriously. The time will pass anyway, you can either spend it creating the life you want or spend it living the life you don’t want. The choice is yours. So have a little mischief and have a happy countenance and be a jolly good fellow and make others merry too.’
Thank you so very much for the much-needed laughter! What an excellent way to start the day! 🙂
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Hey good morning Jonathan, so nice to hear this wonderful words. Have a very fresh and fun day. What time is it your side. Was thinking of doing something new this time.
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Here it is almost six o’clock in the morning, so my day is just beginning. And so your post was quite refreshing!
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Wow and it is our side four thirty in the evening yes so that is why I sent you a fun and wit post. So have a great giggling day Jonathan. Take care.
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We need to take time to laugh everyday – as many times as possible! Thanks for the giggles – enjoy your weekend! 😉
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Thanks Felicia and yes absolutely we need to do that and keep ourselves happy and funny too and make others giggling too.
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A group of men waiting for a haircut is a barbercue😂. Pretty smart!
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Haha yes and so funny isnt it, group of men waiting for a haircut. Thanks have a witty day.
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Wonderful post! Thanks 🙏 for the smiles this morning. 😊 so true, we need to laugh 😂 more. 👍
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Welcome Tamara and yes definitely we must make it a point to laugh everyday and have a great day. Thanks for your lovely words.
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So Casper’s parents were transparent 🤔😂😂😂
Nice collection of jokes, Kamal 😀😀
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Thanks friend and of course did you see the movie Casper, they showed his parents ghost like him. Have a fun day.
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Haha I loved this! Thank you so much for making me laugh at 7:30 on a rainy Friday morning😊
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Wow Joezette, I am feeling so nice to know that this post made you laugh. It is just fun and games. Have a great rainy and funny day and make it pleasant. Thanks for your amazing words.
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Ofcourse!!! You as well! ☺️
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Thanks Joe.
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Silly fun is in all of us, we got to let it out, n share. Thank you for this compilation
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Absolutely and why not why be serious. Thanks for your beautiful words.
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😉
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Laughter always brightens your day, and reading your post just did that to me 😀😀
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Thanks so much Radhika for your lovely words and yes being happy and funny adds joy to all of us. Have a nice fun day.
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I liked the minion very much
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Thanks Kalyan
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L.o.l Maam;-)
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Welcome Ravi
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HAHAHAHA
Last one was really funny.
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Thanks Moushmi and yes too funny and even the rest were very witty.
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Oh yes they were.
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Yes absolutely
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Those are good laughs LOL 🙂
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Thanks for the beautiful comment dear
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Ha – you’re a giant goofball and I love it! Thanks for the smiles 🙂
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Thanks dear and it is good to have some fun in our lives too isn’t it. So enjoy and have a great weekend Houston.
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Cute! Happy Friday 🙂
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Thanks Sunny have a great weekend too
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Laughter is definitely the best medicine! Thanks for making me smile as I start the weekend.. I hope you have a happy one too! x
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Welcome Wendy for your superb words and yes laughter is the best way to keep the Dr away. Enjoy and have a great weekend.
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Brilliant post
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Thanks Bella. Some of the fun moments in our lives
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Very clever. My fav was what the triangle said to the circle.
Your link didn’t work, so I jumped over to try to find the post you mentioned. Don’t worry about being new and not knowing everything. It will come as you blog.
To post a link,:
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1. Get ON the page you want, then look at the little bar at the top of the page – part of your browser, not WordPress. That’s called “the browser window.”
2. Then scroll up to locate your mouse curser in the browser window and click on it, then copy the entire address (btw, control+C copies, control+V pastes)
Highlight it by moving your mouse across it if it doesn’t automatically highlight when you click – be sure to get it all or it won’t work.
For example, for this post the link to it is:
https://boundlessblessingsblog.wordpress.com/2017/03/31/enjoy-some-fun-witticism/
3. Then, to leave a link when requested, you just paste the link you copied into a comment and VOILA!
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Now you know. Nothing to it once you know how. Nobody’s BORN knowing this stuff! You’d be amazed at how much I learned from other bloggers, so never be embarrassed to ask for help or information. That’s how we learn.
xx,
mgh
(Madelyn Griffith-Haynie – ADDandSoMuchMORE dot com)
ADD Coach Training Field founder; ADD Coaching co-founder
“It takes a village to educate a world!”
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Thanks for the support and help will definitely try great to learn.
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My pleasure. Before you know it you will be offering help to those who come to blogging after you. That’s the great thing about blogging – everyone is so supportive.
xx,
mgh
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Oh great Thanks so much Madelyn
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Thanks so much and will definitely go and do the needful so nice of u to take out your time and help me. Love you dear.
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What goes around comes around. You have always been so kind and supportive of my blog posts. It feels good to give a little bit back.
xx,
mgh
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Thanks dear
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This is great!!!
Hello, Di!!!
How are you? My exams are finally over and I am so excited to be back!
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Hi dear Harsh so nice to hear from you thanks so much for your superb words and how were the exams
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They were great!!! I am so grateful to all your wishes! 🙂
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So nice to hear that but I thought u may go for a holiday with your family, so happy to get u back on our group was really missing u and your story was waiting when Harsh will come I was thinking about u yesterday only
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That’s so sweet of you!! I am so happy to be back, missed you too a lot! I used to tell all the stories (motivational ones) that you posted on your blog and hearing one of the, my mom’s eyes literally filled with tears!
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Thanks so much for these wonderful words Harsh and so much to learn from them na the one where I had posted a lovely story of having lunch with God was the best every day we r eating and talking with him did u read that story
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You won’t believe it, but that was the story my mom cried upon. During my exams, I used to come back to read my friends posts, but I didn’t comment! It was a wonderful story!
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See telepathy Harsh even that story was so touching for me. Thanks so much for everything dear
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Haha, from where did you learn Telepathy Di? I wanna study it too!
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Hahaha of course when u think about something or someone u see anyhow there will be a response.
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Yeah, law of attraction, I remember. You have read the secret?
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Hmmm now u got it dear and it sure works
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Yes, I have experienced it too! It is great!
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Yes dear absolutely true same here
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Reblogged this on Die Erste Eslarner Zeitung – Aus und über Eslarn, sowie die bayerisch-tschechische Region!.
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Thanks so much for reblogging to your site. Sorry could not reply your post had gone to my spam folder.
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Ha ha ha.. such a pleasure read.. 🙂 Every bit of it!
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Thanks Prakash I too felt nice posting some funny jokes. Great u enjoyed all
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Pleasure is all mine.. 🙂
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Thanks
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Barbecue..😂… thanks for this
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Haha yes absolutely some of them were so funny isnt it.
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Laughter is good, but with a dash of wit it is even better! Good one. 😀
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Yes absolutely true and wit and fun is best
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Indeed! ☺
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Yes
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Thanks for the morning giggle!
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Welcome so much.
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Kamal I must say you are my sunshine 🌞
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Hahaha so cute Meenakshi but you know just thought of writing something funny and making the bloggers too laugh. Some of the words were really amazing. Thanks dear and you too are such a wonderful person. Keep on smiling and have a lovely day.
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☺
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Super cute and I’m starting my day with a smile. Thank you
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Thanks dear and sure have a great day. Welcome..
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You too thank you 😊
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Thanks
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Our day is over and so Gn will post another nice one tomorrow u too do keep posting great ones
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Vsi, ki e dolgo nakupujemo prek spleta,
se plusov zagotovo spomnimo, na minuse pa velikokrat tudi
pozabimo. I don’t are convinced that it’s representative of anybody’s experience.
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It was super funny!
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Thanks Kevin and sure these are funny. Have a great day.
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Oh thanks William and will definitely do so.
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