Enjoy Some Fun & Witticism………

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– Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread!

-What did the triangle say to the circle?

You are hopelessly pointless!

-What do you call a ghost’s mom and dad?

They are called Transparents!

-What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?

A Barbercue!

-What do you call a person that chops up cereal?

A cereal killer!

-What do you call two fat people having a chat?

A very heavy discussion!

-Why did the tree go to the dentist?

To get a root canal done!

-Why did the tomato turn red?

It saw the salad dressing!

-What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear!

-Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine chest?

He did not want to wake up the sleeping pills!

A little fun and wit in our life goes a long way. Someone very cutely asked Life: ‘Why are you so difficult????? my friend’. Life gave a big smile and said: ‘You people never appreciate easy and funny things in your life. You take life too seriously. The time will pass anyway, you can either spend it creating the life you want or spend it living the life you don’t want. The choice is yours. So have a little mischief and have a happy countenance and be a jolly good fellow and make others merry too.’

 

 

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84 thoughts on “Enjoy Some Fun & Witticism………

  1. Very clever. My fav was what the triangle said to the circle.

    Your link didn’t work, so I jumped over to try to find the post you mentioned. Don’t worry about being new and not knowing everything. It will come as you blog.

    To post a link,:
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    1. Get ON the page you want, then look at the little bar at the top of the page – part of your browser, not WordPress. That’s called “the browser window.”

    2. Then scroll up to locate your mouse curser in the browser window and click on it, then copy the entire address (btw, control+C copies, control+V pastes)

    Highlight it by moving your mouse across it if it doesn’t automatically highlight when you click – be sure to get it all or it won’t work.

    For example, for this post the link to it is:
    https://boundlessblessingsblog.wordpress.com/2017/03/31/enjoy-some-fun-witticism/

    3. Then, to leave a link when requested, you just paste the link you copied into a comment and VOILA!
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    Now you know. Nothing to it once you know how. Nobody’s BORN knowing this stuff! You’d be amazed at how much I learned from other bloggers, so never be embarrassed to ask for help or information. That’s how we learn.
    xx,
    mgh
    (Madelyn Griffith-Haynie – ADDandSoMuchMORE dot com)
    ADD Coach Training Field founder; ADD Coaching co-founder
    “It takes a village to educate a world!”

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      1. That’s so sweet of you!! I am so happy to be back, missed you too a lot! I used to tell all the stories (motivational ones) that you posted on your blog and hearing one of the, my mom’s eyes literally filled with tears!

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      2. Thanks so much for these wonderful words Harsh and so much to learn from them na the one where I had posted a lovely story of having lunch with God was the best every day we r eating and talking with him did u read that story

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    1. Hahaha so cute Meenakshi but you know just thought of writing something funny and making the bloggers too laugh. Some of the words were really amazing. Thanks dear and you too are such a wonderful person. Keep on smiling and have a lovely day.

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