– Have you heard the joke about the butter?
I better not tell you, it might spread!
-What did the triangle say to the circle?
You are hopelessly pointless!
-What do you call a ghost’s mom and dad?
They are called Transparents!
-What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?
-What do you call a person that chops up cereal?
A cereal killer!
-What do you call two fat people having a chat?
A very heavy discussion!
-Why did the tree go to the dentist?
To get a root canal done!
-Why did the tomato turn red?
It saw the salad dressing!
-What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
-Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine chest?
He did not want to wake up the sleeping pills!
A little fun and wit in our life goes a long way. Someone very cutely asked Life: ‘Why are you so difficult????? my friend’. Life gave a big smile and said: ‘You people never appreciate easy and funny things in your life. You take life too seriously. The time will pass anyway, you can either spend it creating the life you want or spend it living the life you don’t want. The choice is yours. So have a little mischief and have a happy countenance and be a jolly good fellow and make others merry too.’