- Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, let go of what you can’t change. To be old and wise, you must first have to be young and stupid.
- Women live longer than men because shopping never causes them heart attacks but for men paying their bills do.
- Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I quietly went inside and brought for him a glass of water to drink.
- If a girl says: ‘I don’t like shopping one bit, it bores me to hell, then immediately marry her without asking yes or no.
- Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
- A boss is usually like a diaper, always on your ass at all times and usually full of shit.
- Hi Sweetie! asked Mom: ‘How was school today’. Sweetie very cheekily says: ‘You can read all about me on my Facebook, Mom’.
- A man can achieve success if he toils hard every day but a woman can achieve success if she cries the loudest.
- If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive and would want to flirt with me.
- My wife and I were happily married for twenty years; then we finally met.
- Hospitality is the art of making guests feel like they’re at home when you wish they were not because they can be a pain sometimes.
- A rose is always a rose whether it’s in a garden pot or grown in a garden. Same way my friend is always my best friend whether he is in Central Jail or Mental Hospital.
- An old man had 10 hair on his head. He went to a Barber shop. The Barber in an angry voice asked: ‘Shall I cut it or count?’ Old man smiled and said: ‘Colour it’. Life is to enjoy with whatever you have with you.
I’ve read the donation one earlier, it always chuckles me!
How are you doing Di?
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Hi Harsh I am good, how are you. Have you written your new episode, better to ask cause then I can read a new one. And yes nice to have a little humour too.
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Hi,
Yup, I have written the episode but not thinking about publishing it today.
😊
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K will check out once u do.
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It’s done Di!
Waiting for your feedback!; 😊
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K Harsh will rightly go and check out the great 👍 story.
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A good collection 🙂
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Thanks Indira and humour too in them. It is so nice to be having funny simple meaning jokes that make our day.
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Bahot ache hei di, zindagi mein muskurana bhi zaroori hota hei😁 tnq post karnekeliye..Aur mera like Abhi dikhraha hei mujhe aap check karlo
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Oh thanks so much Amogh and i have still not got it from side maybe it will show later. Thanks for your wonderful comments and yes life is to be enjoyed and lived happily. Have a great day dear.
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Thank you Di, aapka bhi har din bahot khoobsurat ho 😊
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Welcome dear.
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Wow blogging
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Thanks dear for your great comments. Happy day to u
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Wow.. It’s truly a blessing to have read this post. It invokes a sense of responsibility towards our own and Other lives.
The first one is really good.. The lines to be old and wise you must have to young and stupid, and that relates to me a lot.. Thanks Ma’am for this awesome article 😇😀
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Oh Ravi thanks so much for your lovely words and yes to stay with a little humour is so good, it makes our day go well. I am so happy u liked these humorous words. 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏😊😊😊😊
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Brilliant and funny
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Thanks Bella and I wanted to do something different why not make all of us laugh a little. 👍👍👍👍
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Making everyone smile is an art not everyone has! Thank you so much Kamal for sharing it 😃😃😃
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Welcome Meenakshi and just felt like doing something different and making all the bloggers laugh. How r you and how is your brother.
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This is also a kind of service Kamal, making everyone laugh a little!
My brother is getting treatment. I’m hopeful but still its too early to say anything!
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Oh k don’t worry he is always there taking care of your brother and yes just felt like making all our blogger friends laugh with few humourous anecdotes. Thanks so much Meenakshi for your great words. Blessings to your brother and to you too dear.
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Lots of love 💖
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Same to you to Meenakshi.
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Coloring the 7 strands..best example to depict his real life enjoyment
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Hahaha yes and just see his positive attitude even with such few hair. I hope we could be like him and just live for the day with no cares. Thanks Akhila for your lovely words.
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Yes..just live as it is..why so serious, no…
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Yes why and for what. Great lines they were.
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Yes, they are some thoughtful lines by arrowwrites.wordpress.com
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Yes will go and check out this blog. Thanks dear.
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Love the fifth one! 😀 *beautiful monkey*
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Hahaha same here even I loved this humourous line. Thanks for your lovely words.
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I really appreciate your collection, thankl you for good sharing dear
Kisses back to you
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Thanks Voulaah for your great comments. Thought of sending humour to all of you’ll. Kisses to you too and happy day dear.
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Very welcome dear
Kisses
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Kisses to you to Voulaah, stay happy.
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very nicely written, https://samisportsupdatesindia31.wordpress.com/
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Thanks friend
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Great stuff!
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Thanks Tom.
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I laughed and smiled. I will have to book mark this one for when life throws me the occasional bad day.
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Hahaha same here and must do so cause it is so nice to have a little humor. Happy humour day to you.
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Lovely one from you…. To Smile while we still can is the best part of life… And you have just given it to us… Thanks for the post😇😀😁😁😁😂🙌
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Thanks Prinxy for your superb words and so true to smile and be happy under all circumstances. Welcome once again
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My pleasure 👍💝💖💓. Stay Blessed Dear and keep posting 😇💝
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Same here Prinxy and yes will always do so for getting all inspired and happy in life. Thanks so much dear. Happy day to you.
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😇😇😇👌… Same here Dear… Have a great and smile full day 💝💖
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Welcome.
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http://wp.me/s8gd2K-smile.
Keep smiling!!!
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Thanks and same to you too.
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That was most amusing and interesting!!
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Thanks Ananya and yes it sure was. Happy day to you.
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You’re most welcome, Kamal!! Happy day to you, too!!😊
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Smile in my face! Spread More and more smileys Kamal!! You are a true artist suits on all dramas in life!!
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Thanks 🙏 so much dear Sumith for your wonderful words. 🙏🙏👌👌👌👌
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Thanks.
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